Posted by Diana Death on February 10, 2001 at 21:05:31:188.8.131.52
At present, I am only accepting marriage proposals from Robert DeNiro and Christopher Walken. Unless: you happen to be extremely wealthy and willing to write me in as sole benefactor to your estate; THEN we might have something to talk about! But, you'll have to understand that the marriage will never be consummated, and that shortly after the nuptials you will meet with a very unfortunate fatal accident...
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