Re: Unholy Matrimoany...


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Posted by YDSM on February 11, 2001 at 22:55:39:205.137.57.214

In Reply to: Re: Unholy Matrimoany... posted by Patrick on February 11, 2001 at 22:04:43:

: ...You know Diana. I'm laughing my ass off,
: because when I see you get pissed off about
this
: marrying shit, I think about that thing you
wrote
: for that other website about that guy who
stalked
: you or whatever. The guy who went to the Stones
: with you and your parents. Like if this Chacaca
: guy read that, it would give him tremendous
: insight into how you hate guys crawling up your
: butt with affection. Also it's making me laugh,
: loud :-))) because it brings to mind that time
: you thought I was getting in with your Mum and
: Dad so I could get in with you, HAHAHAHA! HOW
: COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT???? HAHAHA! To
this
: day I remember that post you made: "Oh
: coincidence Patrick that you found out who my
Mum
: and Dad were Patrick!" I will never ever forget
: that, jeez that was funny! The morbid female
: mind. Anyway, I'll excuse myself now to make
room
: for R.A.'s very expected post. He'll be here
: within the hour or so to once again defend your
: honour.

: Patrick
: -Fighting this Goddamn Flu All Fucking Weekend-


Fight the good fight, Patrick! Don't let a
lil' flu bug keep you down. But now our curiosity
is piqued- why exactly did you try to "get in
with" Diana Death's folks?
And YOU, DD- what's up with throwing that
word "creepy" around like it's a bad thing? Very
unbecoming.

...I'll rent the cottage next door to
Disgraceland- don't mess with me, I'm a
voodoobilly man...
YDSM


:
: : : My Dearly Beloved Diana:
: : : One hurts those most whom one loves most! I
: : knew
: : : that, given enough time,your fondness for
me
: : : would begin to grow and mature, like a
flame
: : : being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds
that
: : : whisper your name to me almost every
night...

: : : I am sure that this very flame, now but a
: mere
: : : spark, will eventually rise and consume us
: both
: : : in a maelstrom of passion and desire that
: will
: : : know no bounds.

: : : Another thought: hows' about we ask
Deadbolt
: : to
: : : play the wedding fete? I understand they
: only
: : : ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer
(no
: : Bud
: : : Lite). We can handle that, right? You
: decide
: : on
: : : the floral arrangement (please no black
: roses -
: : : they depress me so).

: : : BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead, God
: : rest
: : : his evil soul, for over three years
(despite
: : : recent Hollywood cameo appearances). Bobby
: : : DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine and
: is -
: : : how can I put this in as delicate a manner
as
: : : possible -quite happily gay.

: : : Your Future Fiance'
: : : Chancaca!

: : OK, this marriage shit is really giving me
the
: : fuckin' creeps. The fact that I have no idea
: who
: : the hell you are adds to the creepiness.
: Please
: : do not make any more references of the sort,
: for
: : the sake of my mental health.




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