Posted by Patrick on February 11, 2001 at 23:47:02:22.214.171.124
In Reply to: Re: Unholy Matrimoany... posted by YDSM on February 11, 2001 at 22:55:39:
: : ...You know Diana. I'm laughing my ass off,
: : because when I see you get pissed off about
: : marrying shit, I think about that thing you
: : for that other website about that guy who
: : you or whatever. The guy who went to the
: : with you and your parents. Like if this
: : guy read that, it would give him tremendous
: : insight into how you hate guys crawling up
: : butt with affection. Also it's making me
: : loud :-))) because it brings to mind that
: : you thought I was getting in with your Mum
: : Dad so I could get in with you, HAHAHAHA! HOW
: : COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT???? HAHAHA! To
: : day I remember that post you made: "Oh
: : coincidence Patrick that you found out who my
: : and Dad were Patrick!" I will never ever
: : that, jeez that was funny! The morbid female
: : mind. Anyway, I'll excuse myself now to make
: : for R.A.'s very expected post. He'll be here
: : within the hour or so to once again defend
: : honour.
: : Patrick
: : -Fighting this Goddamn Flu All Fucking
: Fight the good fight, Patrick! Don't let a
: lil' flu bug keep you down. But now our
: is piqued- why exactly did you try to "get in
: with" Diana Death's folks?
: And YOU, DD- what's up with throwing that
: word "creepy" around like it's a bad thing?
: ...I'll rent the cottage next door to
: Disgraceland- don't mess with me, I'm a
: voodoobilly man...
...The Cottage next to Disgraceland is like a
scary version of a Roach Motel-
-Motherfuckers be moving in, but ain't no
motherfuckers be moving out.
: : : : My Dearly Beloved Diana:
: : : : One hurts those most whom one loves most!
: : : knew
: : : : that, given enough time,your fondness for
: : : : would begin to grow and mature, like a
: : : : being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds
: : : : whisper your name to me almost every
: : : : I am sure that this very flame, now but a
: : mere
: : : : spark, will eventually rise and consume
: : both
: : : : in a maelstrom of passion and desire that
: : will
: : : : know no bounds.
: : : : Another thought: hows' about we ask
: : : to
: : : : play the wedding fete? I understand they
: : only
: : : : ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer
: : : Bud
: : : : Lite). We can handle that, right? You
: : decide
: : : on
: : : : the floral arrangement (please no black
: : roses -
: : : : they depress me so).
: : : : BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead,
: : : rest
: : : : his evil soul, for over three years
: : : : recent Hollywood cameo appearances).
: : : : DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine
: : is -
: : : : how can I put this in as delicate a
: : : : possible -quite happily gay.
: : : : Your Future Fiance'
: : : : Chancaca!
: : : OK, this marriage shit is really giving me
: : : fuckin' creeps. The fact that I have no
: : who
: : : the hell you are adds to the creepiness.
: : Please
: : : do not make any more references of the
: : for
: : : the sake of my mental health.
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