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: : : ...You know Diana. I'm laughing my ass off, : : : because when I see you get pissed off about : : this : : : marrying shit, I think about that thing you : : wrote : : : for that other website about that guy who : : stalked : : : you or whatever. The guy who went to the : Stones : : : with you and your parents. Like if this : Chacaca : : : guy read that, it would give him tremendous : : : insight into how you hate guys crawling up : your : : : butt with affection. Also it's making me : laugh, : : : loud :-))) because it brings to mind that : time : : : you thought I was getting in with your Mum : and : : : Dad so I could get in with you, HAHAHAHA! HOW : : : COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT???? HAHAHA! To : : this : : : day I remember that post you made: "Oh : : : coincidence Patrick that you found out who my : : Mum : : : and Dad were Patrick!" I will never ever : forget : : : that, jeez that was funny! The morbid female : : : mind. Anyway, I'll excuse myself now to make : : room : : : for R.A.'s very expected post. He'll be here : : : within the hour or so to once again defend : your : : : honour. : : : Patrick : : : -Fighting this Goddamn Flu All Fucking : Weekend- : : : : Fight the good fight, Patrick! Don't let a : : lil' flu bug keep you down. But now our : curiosity : : is piqued- why exactly did you try to "get in : : with" Diana Death's folks? : : And YOU, DD- what's up with throwing that : : word "creepy" around like it's a bad thing? : Very : : unbecoming. : : ...I'll rent the cottage next door to : : Disgraceland- don't mess with me, I'm a : : voodoobilly man... : : YDSM : ---------- : ...The Cottage next to Disgraceland is like a : scary version of a Roach Motel- : -Motherfuckers be moving in, but ain't no : motherfuckers be moving out. : --------- : : : : : : : : : : : My Dearly Beloved Diana: : : : : : One hurts those most whom one loves most! : I : : : : knew : : : : : that, given enough time,your fondness for : : me : : : : : would begin to grow and mature, like a : : flame : : : : : being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds : : that : : : : : whisper your name to me almost every : : night... : : : : : I am sure that this very flame, now but a : : : mere : : : : : spark, will eventually rise and consume : us : : : both : : : : : in a maelstrom of passion and desire that : : : will : : : : : know no bounds. : : : : : Another thought: hows' about we ask : : Deadbolt : : : : to : : : : : play the wedding fete? I understand they : : : only : : : : : ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer : : (no : : : : Bud : : : : : Lite). We can handle that, right? You : : : decide : : : : on : : : : : the floral arrangement (please no black : : : roses - : : : : : they depress me so). : : : : : BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead, : God : : : : rest : : : : : his evil soul, for over three years : : (despite : : : : : recent Hollywood cameo appearances). : Bobby : : : : : DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine : and : : : is - : : : : : how can I put this in as delicate a : manner : : as : : : : : possible -quite happily gay. : : : : : Your Future Fiance' : : : : : Chancaca! : : : : OK, this marriage shit is really giving me : : the : : : : fuckin' creeps. The fact that I have no : idea : : : who : : : : the hell you are adds to the creepiness. : : : Please : : : : do not make any more references of the : sort, : : : for : : : : the sake of my mental health.