Posted by Diana Death on February 11, 2001 at 21:18:07:188.8.131.52
In Reply to: Re: Unholy Matrimony posted by Chancaca on February 11, 2001 at 12:09:09:
: My Dearly Beloved Diana:
: One hurts those most whom one loves most! I
: that, given enough time,your fondness for me
: would begin to grow and mature, like a flame
: being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds that
: whisper your name to me almost every night...
: I am sure that this very flame, now but a mere
: spark, will eventually rise and consume us both
: in a maelstrom of passion and desire that will
: know no bounds.
: Another thought: hows' about we ask Deadbolt
: play the wedding fete? I understand they only
: ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer (no
: Lite). We can handle that, right? You decide
: the floral arrangement (please no black roses -
: they depress me so).
: BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead, God
: his evil soul, for over three years (despite
: recent Hollywood cameo appearances). Bobby
: DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine and is -
: how can I put this in as delicate a manner as
: possible -quite happily gay.
: Your Future Fiance'
OK, this marriage shit is really giving me the
fuckin' creeps. The fact that I have no idea who
the hell you are adds to the creepiness. Please
do not make any more references of the sort, for
the sake of my mental health.
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