Posted by Vermin on February 22, 2001 at 09:06:01:220.127.116.11
In Reply to: Shove a coffeetable up your butt... posted by Patrick on February 22, 2001 at 00:40:01:
What are you?
Well since you asked.....
Everytime someone says anything that COULD (but
probably isn't ) be considered critical of
Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're there to
take up the fight.....
You have your own Deadbolt website.....
As a post below stated, you run off at the mouth
about yourself all the time......
Then you tell us all to get a life?
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick....
Where do I start?
You're a GROUPIE Patrick!
( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you
WERE...But I don't think ANY of your orifices
even remotely interest any of the guys from the
Like some big haired, red camaro driving,
hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when
someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the eighties!
Does that guy who wrote that post about you going
off about how punk you think you are KNOW you?
He's got you pegged!
: ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse at
: Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking Deadbolt's
: fucking board, not my fucking son of a bitch
: board. what the fuck is all your fucking
: problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a
: motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards
: fuck with your fucking computers all fucking
: Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop
: in your own "hermetically sealed apartment
: farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and buy
: fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL SHIT.
: Just get out of the fucking house. Now we got
: another genderbender here named vermin. YOU ALL
: SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably
: but his fucking Swedish parents were
: misunderstood by the fucking
: vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'?
: OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut and
: Paste from now on since he can't name his
: self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't this
: proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking
: I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her English
: teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT?? And
: what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK
: THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS
: MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH SPRAYPAINT
: TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING ON A
: FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD
: HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP THE
: DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES THE
: IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking something
: like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, I
: you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and have to
: go around with a stupid look on your faces for
: the rest of your life. I hope you have retarded
: children that other kids pee on. I hope you
: you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 2001
: Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack truck
: carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that green
: disinfectant that smell worse than the shit it
: disinfects spills all over your face as the
: crew tries desparately (using the
: of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus
: deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired to
: write anymore because these days (WHEN MY
: FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) I
: to be living off Walmart cookies and this isn't
: good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU
: THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I STILL
: HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED UP
: THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S
: PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN ALIENS
: OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS GONNA BE
: FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR
: ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing anymore.
: : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu bug,
: Back now with a vengeance? We've all missed
: In reference to an earlier post, I have to
: that your ramblings about Frank Black,
: pants and your own blatant hardcore
: punkrockedness probably contributed most to
: recent absence. After all, we all KNOW noone's
: Devo as you. Your winning bid on that
: of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle socks???
: Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh. We
: don't need to keep being reminded. And now for
: lil' Haiku:
: : After brief respite
: : Pat returns home once again
: : Geekdom, here we come
: : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space Invaders
: game on my website. Don't mess with me- I'm a
: voodoobilly dork..."
: : YDSM
: : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any praise
: D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might just pay
: you a visit...and from what I understand- you
: don't want that.
: : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time. With
: mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad with
: bologna nonsense.
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