Posted by Vermin on February 23, 2001 at 08:46:44:18.104.22.168
In Reply to: Re: Shove a coffeetable up your butt... posted by Patrick on February 22, 2001 at 21:01:43:
You seem to be more hip with the computer lingo
You also have a website...
Unless you PAID someone to put it up, in your
continual effort to kiss Deadbolt rump, you
designed and did it yourself.
If you paid someone, that explains the header on
your site, the one where the faces and the sniper
rifle fill out the word Deadbolt.....
Because I really think that was very well done.
If you DID do it yourself, then....
YOU are the geek not I!
In which case-
You are making about as much sense as a rabid,
pre-adolescent, Brittney Spears fan!
Fight against your hypocracy Patrick, fight it!
We know you can do it!
: ...Just who the fuck are Mr. Cut N' Paste? I
: don't remember inviting your windows shortcuts
: geek ass here. And fuck you I live here!!!
: : What are you?
: : Well since you asked.....
: : Everytime someone says anything that COULD
: : probably isn't ) be considered critical of
: : Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're there
: : take up the fight.....
: : You have your own Deadbolt website.....
: : As a post below stated, you run off at the
: : about yourself all the time......
: : Then you tell us all to get a life?
: : Patrick, Patrick, Patrick....
: : Where do I start?
: : You're a GROUPIE Patrick!
: : ( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you
: : WERE...But I don't think ANY of your orifices
: : even remotely interest any of the guys from
: : band...)
: : Like some big haired, red camaro driving,
: : hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when
: : someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the
: : Does that guy who wrote that post about you
: : off about how punk you think you are KNOW you?
: : He's got you pegged!
: : Later
: : V
: : : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse
: : : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking
: : : fucking board, not my fucking son of a
: : : board. what the fuck is all your fucking
: : : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a
: : : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards
: : that
: : : fuck with your fucking computers all
: : day?
: : : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop
: : breathing
: : : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment
: : : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and
: : a
: : : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL
: : : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we
: : yet
: : : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU
: : : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably
: : Herman,
: : : but his fucking Swedish parents were
: : : misunderstood by the fucking
: : hospital, "Oh...you
: : : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'?
: : : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut
: : : Paste from now on since he can't name his
: : fucking
: : : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't
: : : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking
: : trite?
: : : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her
: : : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT??
: : : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK
: : DOES
: : : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS
: : : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH
: : : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING
: : : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-
: : : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP
: : : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES
: : OIL
: : : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking
: : : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick,
: : hope
: : : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and
: : : go around with a stupid look on your faces
: : : the rest of your life. I hope you have
: : : children that other kids pee on. I hope you
: : : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking
: : Ford
: : : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack
: : : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that
: : : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit
: : : disinfects spills all over your face as the
: : fire
: : : crew tries desparately (using the
: : hydrolic "Jaws
: : : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus
: : from
: : : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired
: : : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY
: : FUCKING
: : : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE)
: : seem
: : : to be living off Walmart cookies and this
: : a
: : : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID
: : KNOW
: : : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I
: : : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED
: : : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S
: : : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN
: : : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS
: : A
: : : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP
: : : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing
: : :
: : : : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu
: : eh?
: : : Back now with a vengeance? We've all missed
: : you.
: : : In reference to an earlier post, I have to
: : agree
: : : that your ramblings about Frank Black,
: : parachute
: : : pants and your own blatant hardcore
: : : punkrockedness probably contributed most to
: : HRG's
: : : recent absence. After all, we all KNOW
: : as
: : : Devo as you. Your winning bid on that
: : collection
: : : of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle
: : : Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh.
: : : don't need to keep being reminded. And now
: : a
: : : lil' Haiku:
: : : : After brief respite
: : : : Pat returns home once again
: : : : Geekdom, here we come
: : : :
: : : : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space
: : : game on my website. Don't mess with me- I'm
: : : voodoobilly dork..."
: : : : YDSM
: : : : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any
: : : D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might just
: : : you a visit...and from what I understand-
: : : don't want that.
: : : : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time.
: : : mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad
: : that
: : : bologna nonsense.
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