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: ...Just who the fuck are Mr. Cut N' Paste? I sure : don't remember inviting your windows shortcuts : geek ass here. And fuck you I live here!!! : : : What are you? : : Well since you asked..... : : Everytime someone says anything that COULD (but : : probably isn't ) be considered critical of : : Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're there : to : : take up the fight..... : : You have your own Deadbolt website..... : : As a post below stated, you run off at the : mouth : : about yourself all the time...... : : Then you tell us all to get a life? : : Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.... : : Where do I start? : : You're a GROUPIE Patrick! : : ( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you : : WERE...But I don't think ANY of your orifices : : even remotely interest any of the guys from the : : band...) : : Like some big haired, red camaro driving, : : hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when : : someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the : eighties! : : Does that guy who wrote that post about you : going : : off about how punk you think you are KNOW you? : : He's got you pegged! : : Later : : V : : : : : : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse : at : : : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking Deadbolt's : : : fucking board, not my fucking son of a bitch : : : board. what the fuck is all your fucking : : : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a : : : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards : : that : : : fuck with your fucking computers all fucking : : day? : : : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop : : breathing : : : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment : : : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and : buy : : a : : : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL : SHIT. : : : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we got : : yet : : : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU : ALL : : : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably : : Herman, : : : but his fucking Swedish parents were : : : misunderstood by the fucking : : hospital, "Oh...you : : : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'? : : : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut : and : : : Paste from now on since he can't name his : : fucking : : : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't : this : : : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking : : trite? : : : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her English : : : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT?? : And : : : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK : : DOES : : : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS : : : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH SPRAYPAINT : : : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING ON : A : : : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD : : : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP : THE : : : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES THE : : OIL : : : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking : something : : : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, I : : hope : : : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and have : to : : : go around with a stupid look on your faces : for : : : the rest of your life. I hope you have : retarded : : : children that other kids pee on. I hope you : : : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 2001 : : Ford : : : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack truck : : : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that : green : : : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit : it : : : disinfects spills all over your face as the : : fire : : : crew tries desparately (using the : : hydrolic "Jaws : : : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus : : from : : : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired : to : : : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY : : FUCKING : : : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) I : : seem : : : to be living off Walmart cookies and this : isn't : : a : : : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU : : KNOW : : : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I : STILL : : : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED : UP : : : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S : : : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN : ALIENS : : : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS GONNA : BE : : A : : : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP : FOR : : : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing : anymore. : : : : : : : : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu bug, : : eh? : : : Back now with a vengeance? We've all missed : : you. : : : In reference to an earlier post, I have to : : agree : : : that your ramblings about Frank Black, : : parachute : : : pants and your own blatant hardcore : : : punkrockedness probably contributed most to : : HRG's : : : recent absence. After all, we all KNOW : noone's : : as : : : Devo as you. Your winning bid on that : : collection : : : of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle : socks??? : : : Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh. We : : : don't need to keep being reminded. And now : for : : a : : : lil' Haiku: : : : : After brief respite : : : : Pat returns home once again : : : : Geekdom, here we come : : : : : : : : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space Invaders : : : game on my website. Don't mess with me- I'm a : : : voodoobilly dork..." : : : : YDSM : : : : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any : praise : : : D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might just : pay : : : you a visit...and from what I understand- you : : : don't want that. : : : : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time. : With : : : mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad with : : that : : : bologna nonsense.