Posted by Patrick on February 22, 2001 at 21:01:43:126.96.36.199
In Reply to: Re: Shove a coffeetable up your butt... posted by Vermin on February 22, 2001 at 09:06:01:
...Just who the fuck are Mr. Cut N' Paste? I sure
don't remember inviting your windows shortcuts
geek ass here. And fuck you I live here!!!
: What are you?
: Well since you asked.....
: Everytime someone says anything that COULD (but
: probably isn't ) be considered critical of
: Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're there
: take up the fight.....
: You have your own Deadbolt website.....
: As a post below stated, you run off at the
: about yourself all the time......
: Then you tell us all to get a life?
: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick....
: Where do I start?
: You're a GROUPIE Patrick!
: ( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you
: WERE...But I don't think ANY of your orifices
: even remotely interest any of the guys from the
: Like some big haired, red camaro driving,
: hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when
: someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the
: Does that guy who wrote that post about you
: off about how punk you think you are KNOW you?
: He's got you pegged!
: : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse
: : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking Deadbolt's
: : fucking board, not my fucking son of a bitch
: : board. what the fuck is all your fucking
: : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a
: : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards
: : fuck with your fucking computers all fucking
: : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop
: : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment
: : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and
: : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL
: : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we got
: : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU
: : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably
: : but his fucking Swedish parents were
: : misunderstood by the fucking
: hospital, "Oh...you
: : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'?
: : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut
: : Paste from now on since he can't name his
: : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't
: : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking
: : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her English
: : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT??
: : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK
: : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS
: : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH SPRAYPAINT
: : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING ON
: : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD
: : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP
: : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES THE
: : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking
: : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, I
: : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and have
: : go around with a stupid look on your faces
: : the rest of your life. I hope you have
: : children that other kids pee on. I hope you
: : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 2001
: : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack truck
: : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that
: : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit
: : disinfects spills all over your face as the
: : crew tries desparately (using the
: hydrolic "Jaws
: : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus
: : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired
: : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY
: : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) I
: : to be living off Walmart cookies and this
: : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU
: : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I
: : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED
: : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S
: : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN
: : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS GONNA
: : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP
: : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing
: : : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu bug,
: : Back now with a vengeance? We've all missed
: : In reference to an earlier post, I have to
: : that your ramblings about Frank Black,
: : pants and your own blatant hardcore
: : punkrockedness probably contributed most to
: : recent absence. After all, we all KNOW
: : Devo as you. Your winning bid on that
: : of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle
: : Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh. We
: : don't need to keep being reminded. And now
: : lil' Haiku:
: : : After brief respite
: : : Pat returns home once again
: : : Geekdom, here we come
: : :
: : : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space Invaders
: : game on my website. Don't mess with me- I'm a
: : voodoobilly dork..."
: : : YDSM
: : : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any
: : D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might just
: : you a visit...and from what I understand- you
: : don't want that.
: : : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time.
: : mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad with
: : bologna nonsense.
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