Posted by Patrick on February 24, 2001 at 11:41:24:24.161.160.194
In Reply to: Stop thinking about my butt!!!!!!!!! posted by Vermin on February 23, 2001 at 08:46:44:
...Thank You Vermy' You're beginning to 
understand the dichotomous nature of the board. 
You can rip someone to shreds, but then extend a 
friendly comment, proving that one's skin is so 
thick, that their bullshit didn't even register.
Second part:
I don't acknowledge the term "geek". Although 
immersed in the computer world, I refuse to give 
up my real world life. Life is for the real 
world, not to be spent at a comp screen. I do my 
business quickly, then log off. I rarely "surf 
the web". But I am kidding by calling you Mr. Cut-
N'-Paste (hah hah). I have nothing against anyone 
who is ,or is not, the least bit tech savvy. And 
I just want to do my part to get Deadbolt 
recognized and give fans something else to look 
at (stressing THIS is the Official Site). All 
that shit on the site is no big deal. I want to 
put some real trippy shit on it, but connection 
speeds and everyone's browser types prevents 
that, so ya gotta go with what most people will 
be able to see (ie: WebTV can't see any of that, 
they just get an error message) ...but at thanks 
for at least visiting, ten hits a day is a big 
deal to me! 
: Patrick.....
: You seem to be more hip with the computer lingo 
: that I....
: You also have a website...
: Unless you PAID someone to put it up, in your 
: continual effort to kiss Deadbolt rump, you 
: designed and did it yourself.
: So....
: If you paid someone, that explains the header 
on 
: your site, the one where the faces and the 
sniper 
: rifle fill out the word Deadbolt.....
: Because I really think that was very well done.
: If you DID do it yourself, then....
: YOU are the geek not I!
: YOU!
: In which case-
: You are making about as much sense as a rabid, 
: pre-adolescent, Brittney Spears fan!
: Fight against your hypocracy Patrick, fight it!
: We know you can do it!
: Good Luck!
: V
: 
: : ...Just who the fuck are Mr. Cut N' Paste? I 
: sure 
: : don't remember inviting your windows 
shortcuts 
: : geek ass here. And fuck you I live here!!!
: : 
: : : What are you?
: : : Well since you asked.....
: : : Everytime someone says anything that COULD 
: (but 
: : : probably isn't ) be considered critical of 
: : : Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're 
there 
: : to 
: : : take up the fight.....
: : : You have your own Deadbolt website.....
: : : As a post below stated, you run off at the 
: : mouth 
: : : about yourself all the time......
: : : Then you tell us all to get a life?
: : : Patrick, Patrick, Patrick....
: : : Where do I start?
: : : You're a GROUPIE Patrick!
: : : ( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you 
: : : WERE...But I don't think ANY of your 
orifices 
: : : even remotely interest any of the guys from 
: the 
: : : band...)
: : : Like some big haired, red camaro driving, 
: : : hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when 
: : : someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the 
: : eighties!
: : : Does that guy who wrote that post about you 
: : going 
: : : off about how punk you think you are KNOW 
you?
: : : He's got you pegged!
: : : Later
: : : V
: : 
: : : 
: : : : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey 
Mouse 
: : at 
: : : : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking 
: Deadbolt's 
: : : : fucking board, not my fucking son of a 
: bitch 
: : : : board. what the fuck is all your fucking 
: : : : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have 
a 
: : : : motherfucking life? Are you fucking 
retards 
: : : that 
: : : : fuck with your fucking computers all 
: fucking 
: : : day? 
: : : : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop 
: : : breathing 
: : : : in your own "hermetically sealed 
apartment 
: : : : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven 
and 
: : buy 
: : : a 
: : : : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL 
: : SHIT. 
: : : : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we 
: got 
: : : yet 
: : : : another genderbender here named vermin. 
YOU 
: : ALL 
: : : : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably 
: : : Herman, 
: : : : but his fucking Swedish parents were 
: : : : misunderstood by the fucking 
: : : hospital, "Oh...you 
: : : : vant' to name your vonderful' son 
Vermin'? 
: : : : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. 
Cut 
: : and 
: : : : Paste from now on since he can't name his 
: : : fucking 
: : : : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. 
Isn't 
: : this 
: : : : proper english shiyt getting a bit 
fucking 
: : : trite? 
: : : : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her 
: English 
: : : : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR 
IT?? 
: : And 
: : : : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE 
FUCK 
: : : DOES 
: : : : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS 
: : : : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH 
: SPRAYPAINT 
: : : : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING 
: ON 
: : A 
: : : : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-
: OLD 
: : : : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO 
KEEP 
: : THE 
: : : : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES 
: THE 
: : : OIL 
: : : : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking 
: : something 
: : : : like that goddamnit. You all make me 
sick, 
: I 
: : : hope 
: : : : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and 
: have 
: : to 
: : : : go around with a stupid look on your 
faces 
: : for 
: : : : the rest of your life. I hope you have 
: : retarded 
: : : : children that other kids pee on. I hope 
you 
: : : : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 
: 2001 
: : : Ford 
: : : : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack 
: truck 
: : : : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that 
: : green 
: : : : disinfectant that smell worse than the 
shit 
: : it 
: : : : disinfects spills all over your face as 
the 
: : : fire 
: : : : crew tries desparately (using the 
: : : hydrolic "Jaws 
: : : : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford 
Focus 
: : : from 
: : : : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking 
tired 
: : to 
: : : : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY 
: : : FUCKING 
: : : : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY 
MICROWAVE) 
: I 
: : : seem 
: : : : to be living off Walmart cookies and this 
: : isn't 
: : : a 
: : : : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID 
: YOU 
: : : KNOW 
: : : : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I 
: : STILL 
: : : : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU 
FUCKED 
: : UP 
: : : : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE 
RA'S 
: : : : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN 
: : ALIENS 
: : : : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS 
: GONNA 
: : BE 
: : : A 
: : : : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT 
UP 
: : FOR 
: : : : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing 
: : anymore.
: : 
: : : : 
: : : : : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu 
: bug, 
: : : eh? 
: : : : Back now with a vengeance? We've all 
missed 
: : : you. 
: : : : In reference to an earlier post, I have 
to 
: : : agree 
: : : : that your ramblings about Frank Black, 
: : : parachute 
: : : : pants and your own blatant hardcore 
: : : : punkrockedness probably contributed most 
to 
: : : HRG's 
: : : : recent absence. After all, we all KNOW 
: : noone's 
: : : as 
: : : : Devo as you. Your winning bid on that 
: : : collection 
: : : : of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle 
: : socks??? 
: : : : Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh. 
: We 
: : : : don't need to keep being reminded. And 
now 
: : for 
: : : a 
: : : : lil' Haiku:
: : : : : After brief respite
: : : : : Pat returns home once again
: : : : : Geekdom, here we come
: : : : : 
: : : : : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space 
: Invaders 
: : : : game on my website. Don't mess with me- 
I'm 
: a 
: : : : voodoobilly dork..."
: : : : : YDSM
: : : : : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any 
: : praise 
: : : : D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might 
just 
: : pay 
: : : : you a visit...and from what I understand- 
: you 
: : : : don't want that.
: : : : : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time. 
: : With 
: : : : mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad 
: with 
: : : that 
: : : : bologna nonsense.