Posted by Patrick on February 22, 2001 at 20:50:31:24.161.160.194
In Reply to: Who is Patrick?? posted by Patr.. - I mean Chancaca! on February 22, 2001 at 17:15:18:
...THE FUCKING BHUDDA ALWAYS FACES SUNSET, AND
ONLY BURNS INCENSE ON SPECIAL TIMES OF THE DAY
ASSHOLIO!!! I MAY HATE THE CHINESE (COMMUNIST
ONES IN CHINA I MEAN) BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND
ALL THAT BUTTKISSING THEY DO TO THAT STATUE OF
THAT FATBOY.
: I was walking home through Chinatown late last
: night when this old, hunched-over chinaman
crept
: out of an alley into my path, pointed a jade
: statue of one of the lesser buddhas at me, and
: said: "You Patlick, yes? You watch out! Vely
vely
: dangelous!" Soon as he said it, he vanished
back
: into the shadows, leaving behind only a cloud
of
: acrid smoke faintly remeniscent of jasmine
: incense and opium.
: Freakin' me out, man!
: Chancaca (?)
:
: : ...I'm getting confused. If all these
: : motherfuckers are me, then why can't I divide
: up
: : my utility bills with them. Why are they
: posting
: : without telling me what they're going to say
: : first, before making an ass out of me? Is
that
: : where my missing food went? I fucking brought
: : home a submarine sandwich three days ago that
I
: : swear disappeared into thin air. I swear, I
did
: : not eat it, I heated it up in my microwave,
: left
: : it in there because I got distracted for an
: hour,
: : and poof, it was gone. It fucking gave me the
: : creeps.