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Posted by Patr.. - I mean Chancaca! on February 22, 2001 at 17:15:18:

In Reply to: Re: Voodoo trucker ???????... posted by Patrick on February 21, 2001 at 21:18:17:

I was walking home through Chinatown late last
night when this old, hunched-over chinaman crept
out of an alley into my path, pointed a jade
statue of one of the lesser buddhas at me, and
said: "You Patlick, yes? You watch out! Vely vely
dangelous!" Soon as he said it, he vanished back
into the shadows, leaving behind only a cloud of
acrid smoke faintly remeniscent of jasmine
incense and opium.

Freakin' me out, man!

Chancaca (?)

: ...I'm getting confused. If all these
: motherfuckers are me, then why can't I divide
: my utility bills with them. Why are they
: without telling me what they're going to say
: first, before making an ass out of me? Is that
: where my missing food went? I fucking brought
: home a submarine sandwich three days ago that I
: swear disappeared into thin air. I swear, I did
: not eat it, I heated it up in my microwave,
: it in there because I got distracted for an
: and poof, it was gone. It fucking gave me the
: creeps.

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