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: ...Um, YDSM? We don't give out the sockpuppets to : new welcomes anymore. It was a money loser and : the Deadbolt Human Resources Dept. now has : decided to go with giving out those baseball caps : with the little stuffed fur cat/tiger ears sewn : on them, with the little mini-tail hanging off : the back. On the cap's visor it reads, "Deadbolt! : Grrrr!" : : : Well, I have learned nothing about Deadbolt : : during the last week of reading this bulletin : : board that I didn't already know. You people : are : : sick and twisted and probably ride Harleys : : thinking you look real cool, but you're not! : : Probably just a bunch of fat middle aged : : alcoholics with home-made tatoos who are tone- : : deaf! : : : Only so much abuse I should take - don't : bother : : replying to this, because I'm removing you from : : my browser's "favorites" list. : : : Dumbasses! : : : -Chett- : : : You're quitting now right before you were about : : to make the cut and be welcomed into the club. : : Damn. So close...I was counting on you, Chett. : I : : had faith in you, brah. Patrick even had a : : Deadbolt voodoo decoder ring personally- : inscribed : : with "Chitt" made up and everything, not to : : mention the official Deadbolt Fan Club-embossed : : cape, ready to priority ship to your door. And : I : : hope you know, Chett, you just threw away your : : chance at ownership of an official Hasbro 1996 : : set of Deadbolt sockpuppets. Your name's gonna : be : : taken off the lottery list. And now you're : : quitting and running back to King Crimson. : : Why? ...Oh well, I guess it's just fate : : preventing us from maintaining top-shelf status : : on your browser's illustrious "favorites" list : : (sobs). It's folks like you, Chett, yes YOU, : who : : make us so jaded. I hope you're happy. Is there : : any possible way we can talk you into staying? : : Please, please, please let us know. : : Sincerely hoping, wishing, praying Chett : changes : : his mind- : : YDSM : : P.S.- Hey, Chancaca!, what were the odds on : this : : fag? It's Sunday and my bookie's not answering : : his phone(the drunk asshole). Looks like I owe. : : The fuckin' sissy...I thought this joker : would've : : at least been strung along until maybe next : Wed. : : Get in touch and lemme know.