Posted by Diana Death on February 17, 2001 at 11:12:48:188.8.131.52
In Reply to: Yeah Right! posted by Chancaca on February 16, 2001 at 23:51:24:
: Miss DeeDee:
: You WISH I was referring to you! Hah!
: I was referring to Jasmine, that Victoria's
: Secrets model with the pouty lips, my dear
: not YOU! YOU have rejected me, and I think of
: you no more!
: I must concur with Patrick's assessment on the
: object of your newest enfatuation - Anthony
: Hopkins is old enought to be your grandpappy.
: to point you in the right direction, here are
: some more "age-appropriate" candidates for your
: morbid affections:
: 1. Keanu Reeves - not too bright, but still a
: well-developed gentleman. You won't need to
: much conversation with this guy.
: 2. Ricky Martin - all the 17-year olds are
: drooling, so there must be something about
: 3. The drummer from Hanson - 'nuff said...
: 4. R.A. MacLean - included here so he won't
: my ass when I ask him for an autograph in
: later this month
: Yours Emotionally,
Oh, that was some funny-ass shit!
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