Posted by YDSM on February 12, 2001 at 15:42:08:188.8.131.52
In Reply to: She Loves Me Not... posted by Chancaca on February 12, 2001 at 11:30:47:
: Well, It was bound to end in tears! I guess
Miss Diana isn't really as hip, cool and "evil"
as she'd like to make everyone believe. Yeah,
maybe kind of "pseudo-evil" or even "quasi-hip.",
to borrow a phrase from a popular movie that
shall remain nameles, but in a "plastique",
kinda' "made for FOX TV" sort of way.
: Diana, you are a petulant little one, aren't
you? A bit over the top and self-righteous, now
are we? What I find creepy is not so much my
transparent caricature of a "southern gentleman"
enfatuated with a "wayward lady," but your actual
belief that this was a legitimate proposal of
some sort. Damn, I must be good with the written
word...either that or your own exaggerated and
over-inflated self image has blinded you
somewhat. Step out of the klieg lights, woman!
I'm pretty sure that YDSM, Patrick and RA "got"
the parody in it all, but given your latest posts
and the "fear" you profess to have experienced at
my "advances", I have no desire to distress you
any further. So please click on the response
button and tell me to "fuck off", etc., etc.,
etc. Pity, because I was about to start
submitting a new series of "dark love notes," all
written as haikus. Something like this, perhaps:
: Dark nails and black lips
: Chanting deathly dirge of doom
: Shit! mascara's smeared!
: Yours in Shame,
With eyes of black fire
Diana spurns another
Chancaca's heart weeps
"...I drive my rig solo in the ride-share lanes,
you son of a bitch- don't mess with me, I'm a
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