Re: Bryan Gregory R.I.P

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Posted by Patrick on January 18, 2001 at 00:37:14:

In Reply to: Re: Bryan Gregory R.I.P posted by D.D. on January 17, 2001 at 22:51:22:

...Diana, remind me never to ask *you* what you
did to your Barbie dolls.

Jeffrey Dahmer Comics, can't live with em', can't
live without em'.

The Unabomber, now a great halloween costume
anyone can afford.

: : ...Diana they need volunteers to go dig up
: bodies
: : in El Salvador after that earthquake. Why
: : you go? It would be like a goddamn happy-day
: : easteregg hunt for you Miss.(heh heh
heh). "Oh
: : look everybody! I got another one! Nobody
: : my pile of bodies! They're mine! I found
: : way too funny to imagine.

: I'd do it if it didn't mean having to expend so
: much physical energy. Besides, what if I dug
: somebody out of the rubble who was still
: I'd feel so cheated. Especially if it was some
: goddamn baby. I'd re-bury it, and hope that
: nobody notices.

: : Diana if this next CD is going to have a
: "prison"
: : theme, then I want to here a song like this.
: Your
: : lover, who's incarcerated for life for
: : your ex-lover, calls you collect from the
: : penetentiary, but you hang up on him because,
: his
: : ex-boyfriend is over your house at the time.
: You
: : know, work with it, like the Dog in the road
: : song. heh heh heh.

: What the fuck?! If I were to write a prison-
: related song, it would deal with the theme of
: solitary confinement insanity. Or, meeting up
: with such noteworthy and charming convicts as
: Kaczynskia and Jack Kevorkian. Or, sharing a
: lunchtime table with Jefferey Dahmer in the
: prison cafeteria. Yum! I heard that the state
: of Wisconsin auctioned off many of his
: belongings, including silverware... Where the
: fuck was I?!?

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