Posted by Phil Donahue on February 08, 2001 at 18:18:35:220.127.116.11
In Reply to: Thanks a lot, assholes posted by Diana Death on February 07, 2001 at 21:50:23:
: I almost fucking died in the hospital on Monday, and not one of you seems to give a flying
fuck. Go fuck yourselves. I hope you all get pneumonia and drop dead.
Sweetheart, I apologize for not being able to fly into San Diego and comfort you. I wanted
nothing more than to hold you and cuddle you while you violently shook and hallucinated from
your sickness. I would have sung you gentle folk songs to ease your mind so that you could fall
asleep and get well as quickly as possible. Unfortunately I was busy getting a stanky, $10
crank job from a filthy, 60-year-old whore named Agnes. Hope that you're feeling better now.
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