Posted by Heywood on January 21, 2001 at 23:19:12:24.161.160.194
In Reply to: Re: UGLY GIRL!...READ THIS! posted by Mustangrrl66 on January 21, 2001 at 05:31:52:
I WOULD BE HAPPY 2 DRIVE A GREMLIN-X. IT COULD
BLO RITE BI THAT MUSTINK OF YOURS. I HERD YOU
WERE ALMOST VOTED AS THE VILAGE IDIOT BUT YOUR
INDRED FAMILY OF THIRTY SWAYED THE VOTE. YUR
FINDING THAT MUSTINK PROBLY WENT LIKE
THIS: "HELLO JIMZGURL, THIS IS AUTO CLASSIC
LOCATORS.WE FOUND A SPLITBACK MUSTANG LIKE YOU
ASKED AND IT'S GOT FOUR SPEEDS AND THREE PEDALS
AN A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF WATER PUMPS AND
FREEZEPLUGZ IN THE TRUNK TOO FROM THE LAST OWNER.
DO U WANT IT?" YOU:" HELLO MISTER AUTO LOCATOR.
I'M AFRAID I DON'T. U SEE MOMMA RAISED ME ON
BOLONEY SANDWICHES AND GRAPE KOOL-AID AND FRITOS,
AND SIR I DO NOT HAVE THE LEG STRAINTH TO PUSH
THE KLUCH AN THATS WHY MY BOOBZ R SMALL TOO. I
NEED A ADOMADIC SIR KEEP LOOKING FOR A CAR FOR
ME. NOW I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE MY KUMQUAT DAIQUIRI
IS BEGINING TO MELT NOW BYE SIR." THAT'S HOW
STUPID U R. YOU HAVE A HEAD FULL OF BABY POOP
INSTED OF A BRAIN. U R PROBABLY TO STUPID TO READ
SOMETHING LIKE ROLLING STONE. IT IS WAY ABPOVE
YOU DONKEY FACE. YOU CAN'T READ THE WORDS SO YOU
JUST LOOK AT THE PITCHERS! YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING
CAT PEE. U R "JIMZ PEE GIRL". SIX FUCKING
CYLINDERS??!!! FUCKING BMW MAKES A CAR WITH SIX
FUCKING CYLINDERS!!!! WHY DONT YOU GO BUY ONE OF
THOSE AN WEAR A BEENIE. TO INCHES MY ASS YEAH
RIGHT!!!
: : YEAH YOU STUPID DITZY BITCH!!! I LOVE ROLLING
: : STONE I LOVE ROLLING STONE YOU DUMB CUNT!!!!
I
: : READ IT EVERY FUCKING WEEK> I READ THE BACK
: WHERE
: : IT SAYS WHAT RECORDS TO BUY AND I GO BUY THEM
: YOU
: : STINKY BITCH!!! I LOVE READING THE ARTICLES
: ABOUT
: : THAT FUCKING HOSEBAG COURTNEY LOVE THE PUT IN
: : EVERY GODDAMN ISSUE YOU DISEASED WHORE. I
LOVE
: : ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING ZIMA ADS. I RIP THE
: : MOTHERFUCKERS OUT AND PASTE THEM TO MY
FUCKING
: : WALL. YEAH!!! AND THE FUCKING TOYOTA RAV-4
ADS
: : TOO YOU UGLY SPOOGE VACUUM!!! FUCKING ROLLING
: : STONE IS THE ONLY GODDAMN MAGAZINE THAT HAS
: : ARTICLES ON ALL MY FAVORITE ROCK STARS LIKE
VAN
: : HALEN AND THE EAGLES AND THE FOGHAT AND THE
: SAMMY
: : FUCKING HAGAR. HEY YOU ROACH CROTCH- DID YOU
: KNOW
: : THAT THE SAMMY HAGAR WAS IN THE FUCKING VAN
: : HALEN??? YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID
YOU
: : YOU? YOU DORK GOBBLER!!! OH YEAH, AND
MUSTANGS
: : ARE SHIT!! YOU HAVE TO CARRY AROUND A
LIFETIME
: : SUPPLY OF FUCKING WATERPUMPS AND FREEZEPLUGS
IN
: : THE FUCKING TRUNK JUST TO GET DOWN THE STREET
: TO
: : BUY A 7-ELEVEN BREAKFAST BURRITO. YOU'RE TOO
: : STUPID TO REALIZE THE '69 ROADRUNNER WAS THE
: ONLY
: : MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CAR EVER WORTH HAVING
YOU
: : WASTE OF BREATHEABLE AIR. YOU SMELL LIKE CAT
: : PEE!!!!
: : YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING CAT PEE!!!!!!!!!!
: :
: : : : ...What Exactly happens at punk shows? I
go
: : to
: : : Deadbolt shows. We laugh, have some drinks
: with
: : : friends, have some more drinks with
friends,
: : and
: : : talk about good things. At punk shows do
you
: : just
: : : act like a fucking punk? You know, show up
: with
: : : Doc Martens and run around in a circle like
a
: : : fucking chicken with your head cut off?
: : Moshing,
: : : I believed they called it back in the 70's
: and
: : : 80's when punk was actually legitimate as
: : opposed
: : : to the crap ass garbage they're passing off
: as
: : : punk now? Blink 182 is a punk band aren't
: they?
: : I
: : : mean...That's what fucking Rolling $tone
: : magazine
: : : tells me..right?
: The Truth HERTZ,DICK! MICARZ A 3 speed. First
: gearz bigger BALLZ N OUTTA YOUR MOUTH! AND
THe!
: Sammy Hagar >WAS< in Van Halen until Ed finally
: went to Detox & heard that Wod,yer Pa couldn't
: sing worth SHITT! How old Are U? Sure you
ain't
: talkin bout that li'l black one Sammie? AND, as
: if a Knob like you could even Af-Ford a
: Roadrunner. Better stick with the Brown
w/yellow
: stripe Gremlin I am shore you still
got,Jackz.
: Ugly Grrl? You'll never Know. Not with that 2
: inch pipe & dyslexia problem: BUNKL 1 869