Re:Shove a IKEA sofa up your butt...


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Posted by Patrick on February 22, 2001 at 20:58:57:24.161.160.194

In Reply to: Re: Shove a Patrick up your butt... posted by YDSM on February 22, 2001 at 11:43:26:

... I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY
YDSM.

: : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse
at
: : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking Deadbolt's
: : fucking board, not my fucking son of a bitch
: : board. what the fuck is all your fucking
: : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a
: : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards
: that
: : fuck with your fucking computers all fucking
: day?
: : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop
: breathing
: : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment
: : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and
buy
: a
: : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL
SHIT.
: : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we got
: yet
: : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU
ALL
: : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably
: Herman,
: : but his fucking Swedish parents were
: : misunderstood by the fucking
: hospital, "Oh...you
: : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'?
: : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut
and
: : Paste from now on since he can't name his
: fucking
: : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't
this
: : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking
: trite?
: : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her English
: : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT??
And
: : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK
: DOES
: : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS
: : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH SPRAYPAINT
: : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING ON
A
: : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD
: : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP
THE
: : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES THE
: OIL
: : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking
something
: : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, I
: hope
: : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and have
to
: : go around with a stupid look on your faces
for
: : the rest of your life. I hope you have
retarded
: : children that other kids pee on. I hope you
: : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 2001
: Ford
: : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack truck
: : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that
green
: : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit
it
: : disinfects spills all over your face as the
: fire
: : crew tries desparately (using the
: hydrolic "Jaws
: : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus
: from
: : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired
to
: : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY
: FUCKING
: : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) I
: seem
: : to be living off Walmart cookies and this
isn't
: a
: : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU
: KNOW
: : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I
STILL
: : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED
UP
: : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S
: : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN
ALIENS
: : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS GONNA
BE
: A
: : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP
FOR
: : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing
anymore.


: Um, thank you sir for your story. Oh, and by
the
: way, we ALL know what you're going to do BEFORE
: you do it.

: "...I'll use the word "fuck" 34 times in a post
: at downinthelab.com. Don't mess with me- I'm a
: voodoobilly man..."
: YDSM

: P.S.- It's spelled HYDRAULIC




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